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The Husband’s Treat

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual  soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said  softly,  “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”

My eyes lit up and I thought,   “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be  my lucky day!”   

Not wanting to lose the moment, I  embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen  table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks”  and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken”


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