Two Italian men walk into a bus. They sit behind a lady who overhears them speaking. One says
“Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses dey come together. Den I come again.
Two asses they come together againa.
Then I come and pee twice. Then I come again.”
The lady gets up and says with a loud voice
“You foul mouthed swines! In America we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”
“Hey cool down lady” the Italian said. “Imma just trying to tella my friend how to spell Mississippi!”