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Would You Remarry?

Laying in bed, a husband asks his wife, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”

“After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”

“If I died and you remarried,”  the husband asks, “would he live in this house?”

“We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess he would.”

“If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house,” the husband asks, “would he sleep in our bed?”

“Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It’s going to last a long time, so I guess he would have to.”

“What about playing golf, would you play golf with him?”

“I love golf, so sure, I would play golf with him.”

“Would he use my golf clubs?”

“Oh, no!”  the wife replies. “He’s left-handed!”


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