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After A Girls Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight ‘I promise!’

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution.. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed in the least………. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said  ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’

When I asked him why, he said,

” Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said ‘oh shit.’   Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”


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