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The Smart Dog

A lost dog strays into a jungle.  A lion sees the dog from a distance and thinks  “I have never seen this kind before but man! this guy looks edible“.

So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace.   The dog notices and starts to panic but as he’s about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly “..mmm…that was some good lion meat!“.

The lion abruptly stops and says “Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can“.

Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything.  The monkey realizes that he can befriend the lion by telling him the truth.So the monkey went to tell the lion and told him the whole truth . Realizing he’s been duped the lion says angrily “Get on my back, we’ll get him together“.
So they start rushing back to the dog.  The dog on seeing them , realizes what happened and shouts

“where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago…” 😀

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