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Uneasy Sleep

A man and a woman  found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train.  Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

“ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“wow! that’s a great idea!”  he exclaimed.

“Good,”  she replied. “Now get your own fucking blanket.”


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