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Vaseline Sales Rep

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He asked ” Maam,  I’m doing research for Vaseline. Have you ever used our product?”

“Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”  she replied.

“And if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for?”

“We use it for sex.”

The researcher was a little taken back.

“Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been frank, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex? “

The woman says

“I don’t mind telling you at all, my husband and I put it on the bedroom door knob and it keeps the kids out.”

 

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