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Deciding Child’s Future

A man and his wife were discussing what they thought their son might be when he grew up. “I have an idea” said the father.

He put a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table.

“If he takes the money he’ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey he’ll be a bartender, and if he takes the Bible that means he’ll be a preacher.”

So the man and his wife hid  and watched their son come into the room

The boy saunters over to the coffee table and sees the money,  whiskey bottle and the Bible.  He takes the money and stuffs it into his pocket, grabs the whiskey and walks off with the Bible under his arm.

“Well what do you know” exclaims the father. “He’s going to be a politician!”


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